Fire Bus (doomhamster)

Race #362

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Official speed 38.71 wpm (125.24 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 3, 2017 7:39:31pm UTC
Race Finish September 3, 2017 7:41:36pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. ixiblackbirdixi (61.02 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 46.45
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...