Tyler (m4rshm4)

Race #361

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Official speed 114.78 wpm (39.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 26, 2018 10:53:09pm UTC
Race Finish November 26, 2018 10:53:48pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. tshafer3 (92.78 wpm)
3. bronzor16 (75.52 wpm)
4. invelt (73.51 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 141.56
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.