View Pit Stop page for race #339 by sonnyha — Ghost race
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Official speed | 88.51 wpm (47.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 7, 2019 2:14:21am UTC |
Race Finish | February 7, 2019 2:15:09am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. cactus_juice (111.02 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 91.46 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |