JeusIsLord (jesus_rose_from_the_dead)

Race #337

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Official speed 72.28 wpm (67.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 18, 2021 5:32:50am UTC
Race Finish May 18, 2021 5:33:58am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. gumwrapper (76.99 wpm)
4. valibraimi (66.59 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.14
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.