Max (maxijazz)

Race #3338

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Official speed 101.97 wpm (48.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 20, 2021 6:16:27pm UTC
Race Finish November 20, 2021 6:17:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. kinesis_quake (119.24 wpm)
2. knightsight (115.81 wpm)
4. aptex (100.65 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 125.77
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.