View Pit Stop page for race #33 by tobeidle — Ghost race
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Official speed | 48.19 wpm (87.40 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 26, 2011 7:08:32am UTC |
Race Finish | August 26, 2011 7:09:59am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |