View Pit Stop page for race #3237 by haskellelephant — Ghost race
View profile for Eivind (haskellelephant)
| Official speed | 82.80 wpm (50.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 23, 2012 12:06:29am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 23, 2012 12:07:20am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |