View Pit Stop page for race #3227 by glandock1 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 105.69 wpm (88.11 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 9, 2020 4:40:32pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 9, 2020 4:42:00pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. observer_02 (94.74 wpm) 3. disk_chord (92.42 wpm) 4. gangreenie (82.04 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 271.27 |
| Text | #3550501 (Length: 776 characters) What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier. |