Albert (alberteinstein123)

Race #32

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Official speed 79.52 wpm (60.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 8, 2019 9:31:36am UTC
Race Finish December 8, 2019 9:32:37am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. chunkerchunk (88.58 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 95.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...