View Pit Stop page for race #312 by tehbryster — Ghost race
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Official speed | 98.40 wpm (42.80 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 21, 2016 2:07:04pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 21, 2016 2:07:46pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |