pewpewdevildog (pewpewdevildog)

Race #3105

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Official speed 95.29 wpm (30.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 20, 2021 2:23:26am UTC
Race Finish December 20, 2021 2:23:57am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 68.29
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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.