View Pit Stop page for race #309 by aged — Ghost race
Official speed | 99.42 wpm (42.37 seconds elapsed during race) |
---|---|
Race Start | March 24, 2017 3:52:50pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 24, 2017 3:53:33pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. harrian (90.43 wpm) 4. elk0 (87.37 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |