View Pit Stop page for race #3086 by tundoo — Ghost race
Official speed | 82.76 wpm (50.89 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 5, 2018 9:32:32pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 5, 2018 9:33:23pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 85.52 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |