Will (gleeblethorp)

Race #308

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Official speed 114.99 wpm (39.13 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 6, 2018 6:03:01am UTC
Race Finish April 6, 2018 6:03:40am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. suhmikeok (114.77 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 141.82
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.