malarkeyposter84 (apresearchboi)

Race #302

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Official speed 109.17 wpm (44.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 28, 2019 6:16:58pm UTC
Race Finish January 28, 2019 6:17:43pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 5. jak_racer (70.42 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 134.64
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.