View Pit Stop page for race #299 by khaelnas — Ghost race
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Official speed | 91.00 wpm (49.45 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 18, 2021 5:39:17pm UTC |
Race Finish | July 18, 2021 5:40:07pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. abizern (80.13 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 112.23 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |