View Pit Stop page for race #2966 by samowens — Ghost race
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Official speed | 109.85 wpm (81.38 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 30, 2019 6:01:23pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 30, 2019 6:02:44pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
3. unreaii (105.34 wpm) 4. joego (89.20 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 272.80 |
Text | #3550530 (Length: 745 characters) You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl? |