Craig (jitterjuicegaming)

Race #2893

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Official speed 87.82 wpm (60.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 24, 2020 9:14:12am UTC
Race Finish September 24, 2020 9:15:12am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. sourestsourpuss (74.71 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 111.23
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.