Laggy Fingahs (laggyfingers)

Race #284

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Official speed 122.17 wpm (38.50 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 25, 2014 3:42:26am UTC
Race Finish August 25, 2014 3:43:04am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. clayjar (117.25 wpm)
3. namisdavid (104.35 wpm)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 0.00
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