doge (muchtypewow)

Race #2832

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Official speed 110.04 wpm (50.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 22, 2018 7:29:29pm UTC
Race Finish August 22, 2018 7:30:20pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. charlieog (93.88 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 163.23
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People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner. Right now, you and your wife are standing in their doorway, three feet apart, not looking at each other, letting in the cold air. That's why you lost Iowa. It's why you'll lose New Hampshire.