Bojack (uberjoe)

Race #2740

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Official speed 85.36 wpm (47.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 6, 2018 11:35:30am UTC
Race Finish March 6, 2018 11:36:17am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. 33ro (78.82 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 88.20
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.