Mr. (mr_dvorak)

Race #274

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Official speed 73.23 wpm (67.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 26, 2020 1:28:04am UTC
Race Finish July 26, 2020 1:29:11am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 90.32
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.