procrastination (hackermanheehee)

Race #273

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Official speed 124.37 wpm (33.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 2, 2020 3:38:44am UTC
Race Finish June 2, 2020 3:39:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. jlam55555 (109.07 wpm)
4. winstonlisa (92.75 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 128.51
Text #392 (Length: 351 characters)

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.