Donald Trump is your daddy. (mq1993)

Race #2653

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Official speed 115.97 wpm (37.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 2, 2012 12:24:19am UTC
Race Finish August 2, 2012 12:24:57am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. nathanajah (102.06 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #400 (Length: 360 characters)

When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.