Love (dorrhandtag)

Race #262

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Official speed 90.85 wpm (49.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 26, 2019 9:39:23am UTC
Race Finish November 26, 2019 9:40:12am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. telorbusu (109.33 wpm)
3. xelopan (87.29 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 112.05
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.