Clarence (thedolphinater)

Race #259

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Official speed 68.51 wpm (54.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 11, 2018 11:16:28am UTC
Race Finish March 11, 2018 11:17:22am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. mensamember (82.90 wpm)
2. jae1287 (76.60 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 59.38
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