Wanker (dumb_wanker)

Race #258

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Official speed 78.67 wpm (45.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2022 4:54:35am UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2022 4:55:20am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. dkbrk (111.33 wpm)
2. penrosecat (88.80 wpm)
3. averagegroque (82.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 69.49
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What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?