View Pit Stop page for race #25 by shane218 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 99.44 wpm (42.36 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 13, 2016 3:12:17pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 13, 2016 3:13:00pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. x_missin_pgl_2008_x (68.00 wpm) 4. mslib9 (63.56 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |