John (johnzhang0812)

Race #248

View Pit Stop page for race #248 by johnzhang0812Ghost race

View profile for John (johnzhang0812)

Official speed 66.96 wpm (72.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 11, 2020 9:23:36am UTC
Race Finish September 11, 2020 9:24:48am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 2. bb__ (88.49 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 80.36
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...