Professor (professorpancake)

Race #240

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Official speed 96.56 wpm (55.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 26, 2020 8:22:31pm UTC
Race Finish September 26, 2020 8:23:26pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 4. moyoka (72.82 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 122.31
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.