View Pit Stop page for race #230 by miklolol — Ghost race
View profile for Jayro (miklolol)
| Official speed | 85.72 wpm (49.14 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 9, 2018 9:26:20pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 9, 2018 9:27:09pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
5. matterz5 (62.86 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 88.58 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |