View Pit Stop page for race #2257 by fireflygrave — Ghost race
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Official speed | 85.85 wpm (49.06 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 21, 2022 9:29:36am UTC |
Race Finish | April 21, 2022 9:30:25am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. gammaraysky (87.12 wpm) 3. frenchburrito (77.79 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 88.71 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |