eat my dust, quitters! (playscrabble)

Race #21981

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Official speed 118.91 wpm (29.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 12, 2014 6:05:30pm UTC
Race Finish November 12, 2014 6:05:59pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. alexsli (115.42 wpm)
3. soonerdisciple (95.15 wpm)
4. shredsauce (76.11 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.