View Pit Stop page for race #2170 by portdavenport — Ghost race
View profile for David Michael (portdavenport)
| Official speed | 57.39 wpm (73.39 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 17, 2019 1:32:01am UTC |
| Race Finish | January 17, 2019 1:33:15am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 59.31 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |