Janis (vigilante434)

Race #21563

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Official speed 77.66 wpm (62.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 2, 2019 1:15:39pm UTC
Race Finish January 2, 2019 1:16:41pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. shineyy (109.56 wpm)
2. imtiaz123 (86.21 wpm)
4. ever1977 (69.21 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 93.19
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...