shuffled neurons (spicytuna1)

Race #2150

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Official speed 115.58 wpm (38.93 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 21, 2019 11:46:46pm UTC
Race Finish May 21, 2019 11:47:25pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. ihyy (99.92 wpm)
3. landarian (97.92 wpm)
4. faithisfear (87.75 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 142.55
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.