View Pit Stop page for race #20 by failbad — Ghost race
View profile for Kalvin (failbad)
| Official speed | 83.46 wpm (50.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 19, 2012 8:24:55pm UTC |
| Race Finish | October 19, 2012 8:25:46pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Opponents |
4. jay_vee21 (58.31 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |