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Race #19702

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Official speed 92.60 wpm (52.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 6, 2019 8:50:22pm UTC
Race Finish February 6, 2019 8:51:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. pugslyyy (100.24 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 111.11
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...