Hyunee (shlee)

Race #1966

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Official speed 76.48 wpm (58.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 17, 2019 11:58:53pm UTC
Race Finish September 17, 2019 11:59:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. plinkiplonk (95.97 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 94.33
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.