View Pit Stop page for race #194 by incompetent_coder — Ghost race
View profile for INCOMPETENT (incompetent_coder)
| Official speed | 45.67 wpm (98.53 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 4, 2020 2:28:51pm UTC |
| Race Finish | October 4, 2020 2:30:30pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. suicidelosers (43.53 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 56.32 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |