LockStock (lockstock)

Race #1923

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Official speed 86.84 wpm (107.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 2, 2018 1:11:01pm UTC
Race Finish November 2, 2018 1:12:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. jack777 (91.72 wpm)
2. zettai (91.29 wpm)
5. cypher26 (71.86 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 222.90
Text #3550501 (Length: 776 characters)

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.