Paperclip (akmalreza)

Race #1877

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Official speed 65.03 wpm (112.38 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 6, 2020 7:40:50am UTC
Race Finish April 6, 2020 7:42:42am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. poooool (65.14 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 111.64
Text #4180762 (Length: 609 characters)

Wrong, sir. Wrong. Under Section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained" et cetera, et cetera, "fax mentis incendium gloriae cultum" et cetera, et cetera, "memo bis punitor delicatum." It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing. YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!