View Pit Stop page for race #1840 by bajiizus — Ghost race
View profile for Alex (bajiizus)
Official speed | 96.47 wpm (50.88 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 14, 2015 12:00:24am UTC |
Race Finish | July 14, 2015 12:01:15am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. otomun (102.99 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |