Kipahe (kipahe)

Race #1811

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Official speed 58.07 wpm (77.49 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 25, 2018 4:10:22am UTC
Race Finish May 25, 2018 4:11:39am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. jerbear27 (55.74 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 71.61
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.