lilnfh (hk_l)

Race #1806

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Official speed 69.42 wpm (64.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 23, 2020 1:42:14pm UTC
Race Finish April 23, 2020 1:43:19pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. fonsdal (62.27 wpm)
4. nickolajsen (62.04 wpm)
5. not_a_razer (43.10 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 85.62
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.