View Pit Stop page for race #18 by emissary — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 87.51 wpm (48.13 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 26, 2019 2:24:47pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 26, 2019 2:25:35pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 90.43 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |