FartMaster2003 (unpog)

Race #179

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Official speed 112.87 wpm (41.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 30, 2021 4:54:34pm UTC
Race Finish December 30, 2021 4:55:15pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. scraex (113.83 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 131.68
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.