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Race #178

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Official speed 53.78 wpm (90.14 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 2, 2018 6:09:19am UTC
Race Finish February 2, 2018 6:10:49am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. changorilla (71.43 wpm)
2. memegod01 (67.03 wpm)
3. purple_love_ (60.04 wpm)
4. amuckrunner (58.88 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 64.53
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...