lex (lexzaid)

Race #1753

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Official speed 68.53 wpm (65.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 6, 2018 10:56:50am UTC
Race Finish January 6, 2018 10:57:56am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. madster01 (78.96 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 84.53
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.