Sam (gates250)

Race #17253

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Official speed 61.01 wpm (73.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 25, 2020 4:38:33pm UTC
Race Finish October 25, 2020 4:39:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. baatar123 (62.32 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 75.24
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.